Celebrity Life... in Miami baby! (College Style)

Okay gentle people! It's Saturday and I am ALIVE and in ONE piece! (Which is QUITE surprising... especially after last night's activities heh heh heh)

So... remember yesterday when I 'spilt the beans' about where Kat and I were going last night? Well... heh heh heh... Im about to TELL you about where we went last night.

Anyhoo... so I decided to go home with Kat after work... so she took me home to get my clothes and other stuff. Got to her house and ate some luv-ah-ly dinner (compliments of Chef Katpuss heh heh heh) and then proceeded to watch "A Man Apart" on dvd. You know... the movie with VIN DIESEL baby! :o) *sigh* He is SOOOO frigging hot! Anyway, after that... we got ready and left. We picked up Lisa and then headed on down to Hilton to meet the F.O. Crew. We left Hilton @ about 12:30 because we had to wait on them to finish getting ready and stuff.

We went to Village Cafe first and boy was it RAMMED! Damn homie! Thank GOD women are ALWAYS free at that place or ELSE you know who woulda been screw... Anyhoo... didn't have to pay for drinks. *grin* Compliments of Mark or one of the guys and my cousin's friend Ian (who has the BIGGEST crush on me ever... not cool). After rubbing up against sweaty strangers we decided we'd had enough and left the Village at 2:40 or so.

Alright... here's the fun part. *grin* We FINALLY got to Ceaser's... the moment we had been waiting for ALL night. lol Now, to satisfy your curiosity... Ceaser's is a STRIP club. Yeah, that's right... I said S-T-R-I-P club. Firstly, it's 3 bills to get in and those loser boys from work didn't even have the DECENCY to pay for us. Steups. LOL Anyway... the doorman wouldn't even give us a discount and it was 12 or 13 of us. He claimed that it was "Freaky Hour" and they don't give discounts at that time. Yeah right. We got inside at 3 and freaky hour wasn't until 3:30am.

Okay... now this place is a bit sleazy... (Palais Royale - another strip joint I had the opportunity to see is sleazier. ugh. ) Anyway, the girls were ugly... most of them... but damn... some of them ACROBATIC yow. One girl in particular kept looking at me and everytime she walked past me she'd rub her hands on my ass. Now... I didn't say anything to anyone about this (well, except Rene) but she whispered in my ears that she wanted me. *gasp* I was like uhmm... err... no thanks.

Okay... on to FREAKY HOUR. I am sure all of you are curious. Well... freaky hour consists of one of the girls and a RANDOM man from the audience FUCKING on the stage. Yes, I did say FUCKING because that aint sex. At least they used a condom. Well... at first it was funny... cause the guy couldnt get it up. LOL And then the girl kept sitting on his face so he could eat her out and he DID NOT want to! *gasp* A guy rejecting the almighty pussy? Never... lol... but who could blame him? I mean... if I were a guy I wouldnt wanna lick some STRIP girl/ho's pussy... let alone put my dick in it. Eww. Now that's just wrong. Anyway... when he DID get it up... she used her MOUTH to put on the condom. Can I tell ya... I was like WOW. LOL Anyway, he was a "one minute dude". LOL

Anyway, eventually we left (the guys were bored lol) and well... I got home at 4:45am this morning.

*Phew* So... that was my night. I can safely say I don't wanna be going to anymore strip clubs... unless it's GUYS doing the stripping. Heh heh heh. :o)

Gotta run now!

Ciao!

posted by Cary @ 1:46 PM